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QX179R SG

English: Why are you staring at me ?
Singlish: STARE WHAT STARE !?

gunner77 SG

English: Would you like to have lunch? Yea sure.

Singlish: Lunch? ok.

QX179R SG

"Your life is a journey of learning to love yourself 1st & then extending that love to others in every encounter"

SBS2656X SG

English : Hey Uncle! You want to go out with that dude standing on that stool?
Singlish : Uncle! Want 2 go out + that standing guy there?

English : Teacher, may I go to the toilet?
[ Teacher ] : Sure! Here is your permission pass.

Singlish : Cher! Can go toilet?
[ Teacher ] : Okay, class be quiet until I come back.

gunner77 SG

English: Hi, how is your day going?

Singlish: Oi, ok bo?

QX179R SG

*Friend teaches you how to do something while you're doing that something*

English: Ok
Singlish: YOU THINK SO EASY YOU COME AND TRY LA

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

English: Hey, are you alright?
Singlish: Song bo~

QX179R SG

Waited for your teacher to enter class but didn't appear for 10mins , just when you want to celebrate , your teacher comes in Sian Ji Pua ~

QX179R SG

Some researchers say, The reason you can't fall asleep at night is because you're awake in someone else's dream

QX179R SG

"Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it."

QX179R SG

*Shopping. Male = Buys what he wants and leaves. Female = Tries on 10000 different styles but doesn't buy anything.

QX179R SG

English : You deserve a beating.
Singlish : Wa you really damn kiam pa sia.